1 00:01:09,919 --> 00:01:12,720 Thank you. 2 00:02:06,199 --> 00:02:09,139 We're doing great! 3 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:13,980 What are you doing? Do I have to carry you or what? 4 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:17,220 I can't take it anymore, my old lady. I have at least three years to let go of 5 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:18,019 my toes. 6 00:02:18,020 --> 00:02:19,020 Oh, it's awful. 7 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:20,200 Listen, you know what's disgusting? 8 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:22,420 At least we're getting ready to take them to its peak. 9 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:26,080 We're getting ready, we're getting ready. As we left, I didn't have time to 10 00:02:30,020 --> 00:02:35,300 Oh, and I'm tired of it. 11 00:02:36,100 --> 00:02:37,940 And the girls who won't come to get us here. 12 00:02:41,130 --> 00:02:42,370 We're still better than in our cage. 13 00:02:43,230 --> 00:02:46,050 You know, when you blink your eyes, you'll think you're at the edge of the 14 00:02:46,950 --> 00:02:48,270 You know, I'm really pretty. 15 00:02:48,730 --> 00:02:49,730 Are you tired? 16 00:02:50,610 --> 00:02:51,610 No, I'm tired. 17 00:02:54,130 --> 00:02:57,950 The more I think about it, the more I realize that we were right to quit this 18 00:02:57,950 --> 00:03:00,990 job. You know, in the end, the customers would throw me the gloves with their 19 00:03:00,990 --> 00:03:03,370 supply line and their ticket of instructions. 20 00:03:04,230 --> 00:03:05,029 It's true. 21 00:03:05,030 --> 00:03:06,690 In life, there's still something else than supermarkets. 22 00:03:07,470 --> 00:03:08,369 Talk for yourself. 23 00:03:08,370 --> 00:03:09,370 I really liked my job. 24 00:03:09,950 --> 00:03:12,990 Encore 15 ans et je montais... Qu 'est -ce que c 'est Air Chef? 25 00:03:13,850 --> 00:03:15,330 Ah yes, so what are you doing there? 26 00:03:15,630 --> 00:03:17,390 She's my girlfriend, we do everything together. 27 00:03:17,770 --> 00:03:19,510 We got our certificate together. 28 00:03:19,990 --> 00:03:21,350 Our first time cooking together. 29 00:03:21,790 --> 00:03:22,790 Our first guy. 30 00:03:23,230 --> 00:03:24,230 Together? Oh yes. 31 00:03:24,370 --> 00:03:25,790 I remember that, remember. 32 00:03:26,070 --> 00:03:27,370 They even dumped us together. 33 00:03:28,270 --> 00:03:29,270 My poor girl. 34 00:03:29,650 --> 00:03:31,850 If you didn't exist, I believe that They would like to invent you. 35 00:03:32,430 --> 00:03:33,430 Maybe. 36 00:03:34,950 --> 00:03:37,230 Say, as I leave... 37 00:03:37,450 --> 00:03:39,070 We wouldn't have been able to go around without the food. 38 00:03:40,110 --> 00:03:41,170 Don't you have a little tooth? 39 00:03:42,810 --> 00:03:43,810 Oh, yes. 40 00:03:44,030 --> 00:03:47,050 But unfortunately, there's nothing to eat in there. 41 00:03:47,410 --> 00:03:48,410 Oh, yes, twins. 42 00:03:49,390 --> 00:03:52,670 Even if we made them boil for a long time, it's sure that they will remain on 43 00:03:52,670 --> 00:03:53,670 our stomachs. 44 00:03:55,450 --> 00:03:57,250 You can laugh with your mini -cassette. 45 00:03:57,890 --> 00:03:59,370 It's a matter of tendency, we're not shot. 46 00:04:00,370 --> 00:04:01,710 Not even a packet of biscuits. 47 00:04:02,350 --> 00:04:04,010 Oh, yes, but finally, we're traveling. 48 00:04:04,710 --> 00:04:05,710 Look. 49 00:04:06,110 --> 00:04:07,690 We've already arrived at La Varenne. 50 00:04:08,170 --> 00:04:10,870 Well, you're joking, but I've never crossed the Porte d 'Italie. 51 00:04:11,150 --> 00:04:12,630 Oh, you're going to make me cry. 52 00:04:13,850 --> 00:04:15,170 Look, what's going on over there? 53 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:16,910 It looks like a procession. 54 00:04:17,550 --> 00:04:18,550 Oh, but it's far. 55 00:04:18,890 --> 00:04:21,230 Oh, but what... Like that. 56 00:04:22,370 --> 00:04:24,070 Oh, no, it's all close. Oh, yes, what is it? 57 00:04:25,550 --> 00:04:26,910 People who read a building. 58 00:04:27,470 --> 00:04:28,470 And they know I read? 59 00:04:29,230 --> 00:04:30,230 No, not terrible. 60 00:04:30,410 --> 00:04:31,410 They were so weird. 61 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:33,540 But I'm talking about the bicoque. 62 00:04:33,820 --> 00:04:37,000 Oh, the grand standing, my old lady. There are some who refuse nothing. 63 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:39,660 Oh, there's even a hairdressing salon in the floors. 64 00:04:40,300 --> 00:04:41,300 I can already see you. 65 00:04:41,380 --> 00:04:42,520 Me? Yeah. 66 00:04:42,980 --> 00:04:44,000 Here, I'm finally getting you. 67 00:04:44,540 --> 00:04:45,540 It's not possible. 68 00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:46,580 Papa. Papa. 69 00:14:07,589 --> 00:14:09,370 But you're going to tell me what we're doing to the Indians. 70 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:12,750 Listen, think about it for a second, Marielle. Do we have any money? 71 00:14:13,050 --> 00:14:14,770 No. Can we go home tonight? 72 00:14:15,290 --> 00:14:16,530 No. Because of the cops. 73 00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:17,990 So do you know where she is? 74 00:14:18,890 --> 00:14:20,330 Of course. 75 00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:22,110 It's my Roudoudou. 76 00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:24,870 He's waiting for me every night, my Roudoudou. 77 00:14:27,330 --> 00:14:29,470 Listen, this guy is giving me shits. Just look at him. 78 00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:32,010 When he goes out, we'll think we're in a cheese boat. 79 00:14:33,860 --> 00:14:37,220 Yeah, I know he's a little scared, but he's still my beloved Roo -Doo -Doo. 80 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:39,880 So we're going to find him. 81 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:43,180 I stay and I settle down here. I become a squatter. 82 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:44,560 A squatter? 83 00:14:44,740 --> 00:14:46,180 A squatter is Russian. 84 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:50,600 It means we take care of the empty places, without authorization, without 85 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:51,600 anything, and without being seen. 86 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:54,460 Oh, but you saw that in Spirou? 87 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,320 So, what do you decide? 88 00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:00,640 You stay or you leave? 89 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:02,040 No, you're my girlfriend. 90 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:03,320 We do it all together. 91 00:15:03,630 --> 00:15:05,250 Si tu squattes, je squatte. 92 00:15:05,590 --> 00:15:06,830 Alors, squattons. 93 00:15:14,090 --> 00:15:17,130 Dis -donc, si c 'est pour squatter dans une cave, je ne vois pas tellement l 94 00:15:17,130 --> 00:15:20,790 'interest. Everything needs a beginning. And then the cellar is where we store 95 00:15:20,790 --> 00:15:21,950 the pinard. Are you following me? 96 00:15:23,070 --> 00:15:24,070 Here, look. 97 00:15:24,150 --> 00:15:25,150 Do you see this door? 98 00:15:25,210 --> 00:15:30,210 Well, I'm sure that behind this door, there is Saint-Emilion in 99 00:15:30,210 --> 00:15:31,210 chaos. 100 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:44,880 Excuse me, sir, if I seem indiscreet, but why do you live in the cellar? 101 00:15:45,580 --> 00:15:46,740 Oh, that's a long story. 102 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:48,700 But come in and have a drink. 103 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,700 No, no, but don't worry, I'm a peaceful hermit. 104 00:15:52,340 --> 00:15:57,340 My life rules are abstinence, no -violence, and counter -dance. 105 00:16:01,900 --> 00:16:04,520 Oh, it's cute in your house, sir. 106 00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:07,580 Diogenes, Diogenes, Diogenes, yes, yes, yes. 107 00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:13,010 It's been 30 years since I've lived here. 108 00:16:13,210 --> 00:16:17,730 Yes, I was born here and I died here. In fact, it's the room and everything I 109 00:16:17,730 --> 00:16:22,010 have left of the apartment I lived in and which was demolished to build this 110 00:16:22,010 --> 00:16:23,010 kind of shitty residence. 111 00:16:24,190 --> 00:16:26,610 You mean that the promoters buried you alive? 112 00:16:26,910 --> 00:16:27,889 But why? 113 00:16:27,890 --> 00:16:29,810 But simply because I didn't want to leave here. 114 00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:33,750 They made me fabulous works, but I didn't want to move out of here. 115 00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:35,250 Little cuckoo. 116 00:16:35,770 --> 00:16:40,570 And so, they started to build, to dig, to dig a foundation. 117 00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:48,020 And from embankment to embankment, I ended up find myself from the first floor to 118 00:16:48,020 --> 00:16:49,020 first basement. 119 00:16:49,180 --> 00:16:50,600 It can prevent the rent from going up. 120 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:54,960 Tell me, Mr. Diogenes, is there any unoccupied apartment on the upper floors? 121 00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,220 Wait and see, wait and see. 122 00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:00,760 Maybe on the third floor. 123 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:05,280 It's not big, but I warn you, it's very noisy. Ah, because 124 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:07,880 is the apartment against the street? No, against water pipes. 125 00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:10,060 Vous savez très bien, on entend tout ce qui... 126 00:17:19,990 --> 00:17:21,130 Yes, yes. 127 00:17:21,349 --> 00:17:25,510 And then, on the third floor, you have Madame Rupineau, the singer who makes 128 00:17:25,510 --> 00:17:27,530 vocals. And on the fourth floor, the office of Dr. 129 00:17:27,790 --> 00:17:31,070 Senac, who consults his favorite clients. And many other singers, too. 130 00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:34,330 Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on, it's time. 131 00:17:34,550 --> 00:17:35,550 Listen. 132 00:17:44,959 --> 00:17:45,959 Oh, come on. 133 00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:42,790 Oh, no. 134 00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:04,600 Listen, we can't be wrong. 135 00:25:04,860 --> 00:25:07,940 It's the only apartment in Paris where we don't hear any fights, no swearing, 136 00:25:07,940 --> 00:25:09,300 TV. So he's free. 137 00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:18,920 Don't panic, pretty, I was waiting for you. 138 00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:21,220 Really? Here, I'll leave you the place. 139 00:25:21,460 --> 00:25:23,220 It's been an hour that I've been squatting and I'm already tired of it. 140 00:25:23,980 --> 00:25:27,060 Besides, I thought it was weird that this room was unoccupied while it's full 141 00:25:27,060 --> 00:25:28,180 everywhere. But why? 142 00:25:28,740 --> 00:25:29,740 What's going on here? 143 00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:31,080 What's going on? 144 00:25:31,150 --> 00:25:33,810 Well, it's the other neighbor's bell that installed a machine to watch the 145 00:25:33,810 --> 00:25:34,809 in their dining room. 146 00:25:34,810 --> 00:25:37,790 So there, sorry, it's permanent synopsis from morning to night. 147 00:25:38,070 --> 00:25:40,370 Well, I thought the annoying thing was the ventilation ducts. 148 00:25:40,910 --> 00:25:44,410 Also, but they, as they pass in the bedroom to sleep and in the kitchen 149 00:25:44,410 --> 00:25:46,610 you have the vacuum cleaners, it's here that we are pretty quiet. 150 00:25:46,990 --> 00:25:47,809 Pretty quiet? 151 00:25:47,810 --> 00:25:50,090 Yeah, because above, there's a penguin who roars all day. 152 00:25:50,870 --> 00:25:51,870 Who roars? 153 00:25:52,030 --> 00:25:53,850 Yeah, a carpenter, if you prefer. 154 00:25:54,430 --> 00:25:58,390 Ah. Yeah, so I'm hungry, I'm going to break up. By the way, the agency, she's 155 00:25:58,390 --> 00:25:59,630 going to pay us to take care of this job. 156 00:26:29,419 --> 00:26:30,820 Hello. 157 00:26:49,990 --> 00:26:51,390 Mr. 158 00:26:54,270 --> 00:26:55,270 Diogenes! 159 00:27:04,750 --> 00:27:06,210 Mr. Diogenes! It's us! 160 00:27:07,090 --> 00:27:08,430 Mr. Diogenes! 161 00:27:09,030 --> 00:27:11,830 Mr. Diogenes! We're hungry! 162 00:27:18,650 --> 00:27:19,650 Here, 163 00:27:23,850 --> 00:27:24,850 miss. 164 00:27:24,970 --> 00:27:26,490 All I can do for you. 165 00:27:26,830 --> 00:27:29,690 Thank you, Mr. Diogenes. Always better than nothing. 166 00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:34,100 To say that at my place I have a mattress with a multi -spirit pillow 167 00:27:34,100 --> 00:27:35,099 for me. 168 00:27:35,100 --> 00:27:36,059 Looking for good. 169 00:27:36,060 --> 00:27:37,740 Are you sure there's not a small place at your place? 170 00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:39,980 A small place at my place? 171 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:42,820 A small place at my place, that is to say, I made a vow of abstinence and... 172 00:27:42,820 --> 00:27:43,799 Well, exactly. 173 00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:44,960 That way you'll keep your distance. 174 00:27:46,620 --> 00:27:49,200 Ah, no, no, on the contrary, I have a hard time restraining my desires, 175 00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:51,940 I'm afraid of crossing the yellow line of abstinence and of crossing the 176 00:27:51,940 --> 00:27:52,940 borders. 177 00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:54,420 Good night, Miss. 178 00:27:55,500 --> 00:27:56,500 Good night. 179 00:27:58,140 --> 00:27:59,140 Ah, there's some atmosphere. 180 00:27:59,770 --> 00:28:03,170 I'll keep you with your luxury squad. Total, no piole, no mec. 181 00:28:03,490 --> 00:28:05,650 Oh, stop whining. Tomorrow will be day. 182 00:28:06,850 --> 00:28:07,890 Listen, let's go. 183 00:28:09,390 --> 00:28:14,390 Maybe it's big blondes with big blue eyes, lost in the night, who are looking 184 00:28:14,390 --> 00:28:15,990 for a sleeping bag to warm up. 185 00:28:16,450 --> 00:28:20,290 Yes, well, unfortunately for you, they look more like nannies. 186 00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:34,960 Oh, my God. 187 00:31:47,470 --> 00:31:48,470 Ow! 188 00:32:54,590 --> 00:32:55,990 Oh. 189 00:34:12,489 --> 00:34:13,489 Oh no. 190 00:34:46,700 --> 00:34:47,760 Oh, no. 191 00:36:39,620 --> 00:36:44,520 Tell me, isn't it nice to swim in a pool where we don't have the right to? To 192 00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:49,960 live in an apartment that doesn't belong to you, and to do some jogging in a 193 00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:53,520 park forbidden to vagabonds. In the end, it's funnier to swim in broad daylight. 194 00:36:53,740 --> 00:36:55,540 And you know that others really take us for owners. 195 00:36:55,940 --> 00:36:56,940 Yes. 196 00:36:58,080 --> 00:36:59,080 Me, 197 00:37:00,420 --> 00:37:01,420 owner. 198 00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:06,740 If my Roudoudou saw me, me, owner, would he help me? 199 00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:08,080 Oh, listen. 200 00:37:08,420 --> 00:37:11,100 Red or not red, let me smell your doudou, because I see you coming. 201 00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:13,400 Can you be selfish? 202 00:37:13,780 --> 00:37:15,780 Of course, you live with love and fresh water. 203 00:37:16,460 --> 00:37:17,460 I'm not the same. 204 00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:19,920 I'm starting to be overwhelmed by the heat, if you want to know. 205 00:37:20,700 --> 00:37:22,440 The squat, as you say, is very nice. 206 00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:24,820 But it's not with that that I'm going to send myself on a plane. 207 00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:27,320 Shit! 208 00:37:27,620 --> 00:37:28,900 My God, what a language! 209 00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:31,720 Go to Cordier, the antique shop, you'll be served. 210 00:37:32,240 --> 00:37:35,440 With his important air, the type who can give himself importance without getting 211 00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:36,440 there, thank you. 212 00:37:36,860 --> 00:37:37,859 Here, I prefer Dr. 213 00:37:37,860 --> 00:37:39,020 Sennac. Oh, really? 214 00:37:39,620 --> 00:37:42,840 Well, yes, I think that for an intellectual, he doesn't look too 215 00:37:43,660 --> 00:37:44,660 I have a great idea. 216 00:37:45,580 --> 00:37:46,640 Oh, but we're not in the shit. 217 00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:50,640 What if we wrote a book about the life of this barrack? Well, why do that? 218 00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:51,680 They're all barjots. 219 00:37:51,700 --> 00:37:55,420 But, precisely, we'll present that as the archetype of concentration and 220 00:37:55,420 --> 00:37:56,860 alienation of bourgeois cities. 221 00:37:58,340 --> 00:37:59,340 Oh, shit! 222 00:37:59,660 --> 00:38:00,660 Shit! 223 00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:03,440 But, you know, what did you say there? 224 00:38:05,259 --> 00:38:07,340 Uh, archetype, machin, truc, la bourgeoise. 225 00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:08,600 Oh, la, la. 226 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,000 Attention, hein. 227 00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:13,080 Ex -caissière de supermarché. Trop calé pour Bibi. 228 00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:14,479 Pas du tout. 229 00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:17,320 Écoute, la littérature, c 'est une question de formule. Tu vas voir. 230 00:38:18,180 --> 00:38:20,660 Take, for example, Rueder. You know, the filmmaker who edits, eh, his 231 00:38:20,660 --> 00:38:21,319 dining room. 232 00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:24,460 Well, try to define, in one sentence, like that, without thinking too much. M 233 00:38:24,460 --> 00:38:25,459 doesn't inspire confidence. 234 00:38:25,460 --> 00:38:27,460 He seems as doubtful to me as a used car dealer. 235 00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:31,680 Hey, fifth floor attorney. You know, the one who always fucks up 236 00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:32,680 mouth. 237 00:38:33,479 --> 00:38:37,380 As hermetic as a diving submarine. And her wife, she's got the minnow instead 238 00:38:37,380 --> 00:38:40,080 the brain. And she's got her bonnet. Yes, well, listen, it's okay. It's not 239 00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:41,540 sex shop we're talking about. It's the Goncourt. 240 00:38:42,220 --> 00:38:45,060 Well, listen, I don't know your Mr. Goncourt, but it would hurt if he was 241 00:38:45,060 --> 00:38:46,060 interested in my bullshit. 242 00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:48,520 In the meantime, let's get to work. 243 00:38:49,220 --> 00:38:53,080 I'm going to start by recording the maximum of ragots. You, with your twins, 244 00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:54,480 spot the guys and you follow them. 245 00:38:55,740 --> 00:38:59,020 Hey, I prefer it to be the guys who spot me and who follow me. 246 00:39:00,340 --> 00:39:01,340 Oh, shit! 247 00:40:32,010 --> 00:40:33,010 Oh, no. 248 00:41:19,500 --> 00:41:20,500 Uh -huh. 249 00:43:51,540 --> 00:43:54,340 Help! Help! 250 00:45:48,140 --> 00:45:54,180 Oh, my God. 251 00:46:43,150 --> 00:46:44,150 Oh, no. 252 00:47:17,070 --> 00:47:18,070 Thank you. 253 00:48:16,940 --> 00:48:17,940 Fuck! 254 00:49:17,580 --> 00:49:18,580 Des choses comme ça. 255 00:49:18,820 --> 00:49:19,920 I don't think a word of it. 256 00:49:20,340 --> 00:49:22,000 You know, men are all liars. 257 00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:26,220 Well, you see, even if it's not sincere, it's still super 258 00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:29,820 Words of love are like a luxury preserves that we open to 259 00:49:29,820 --> 00:49:32,820 occasions. We pretend to love him because it's expensive. 260 00:49:33,620 --> 00:49:35,860 Look, it doesn't have that much report, but I note. 261 00:49:36,380 --> 00:49:39,460 Another twenty pages like that, and I complete my manuscript. 262 00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:42,820 Ah, I can unpack some for you twenty dump trucks like that on the 263 00:49:42,820 --> 00:49:43,820 question. 264 00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:45,560 Say, 265 00:49:45,660 --> 00:49:47,180 I would have a percentage of the sale. 266 00:50:16,230 --> 00:50:16,828 Fifty-fifty. 267 00:50:16,830 --> 00:50:17,830 I don't know many of them. 268 00:50:18,570 --> 00:50:19,570 I don't know any of them. 269 00:50:19,850 --> 00:50:21,130 That way, you're sure to make me laugh. 270 00:50:22,930 --> 00:50:23,930 Yeah, I have one. 271 00:50:24,170 --> 00:50:26,610 In a school, an inspector enters a class. 272 00:50:26,890 --> 00:50:30,210 He takes a student at random and ask, what would you like to do more 273 00:50:31,790 --> 00:50:34,090 Doctor, painter or tile cleaner, replies the student. 274 00:50:34,450 --> 00:50:37,730 You don't seem very sure, he said the inspector. Oh yes, sir 275 00:50:37,730 --> 00:50:40,910 inspector. Me, what interests me avant tout, c 'est de voir des femmes 276 00:50:40,910 --> 00:50:41,910 nues. 277 00:50:42,830 --> 00:50:43,830 J 'ai pas tout compris. 278 00:50:44,190 --> 00:50:45,310 T 'en as pas une plus facile? 279 00:50:45,690 --> 00:50:47,370 Bon. It's a short one now. 280 00:50:47,670 --> 00:50:50,770 In paradise, two angels who flew joyfully entered the collision. 281 00:50:51,210 --> 00:50:55,350 A third, former mechanic, came to help them get up. It's nothing, he says. 282 00:50:55,670 --> 00:50:56,670 Two straight wings. 283 00:50:56,950 --> 00:50:57,950 He won't appear anymore. 284 00:50:59,570 --> 00:51:00,950 I'm getting more and more hungry. 285 00:51:04,890 --> 00:51:05,970 Hello, ladies and gentlemen. 286 00:51:06,170 --> 00:51:09,170 Imagine that it's been two hours that I've been listening to you from the 287 00:51:09,170 --> 00:51:11,030 side of the wall and that I'm literally stuck in two. 288 00:51:41,930 --> 00:51:45,170 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 289 00:51:49,310 --> 00:51:51,090 By the way, it's very simple. I collect them all. 290 00:51:51,730 --> 00:51:55,650 Would you like me to go to your collection of funny stories? Of course, 291 00:51:55,950 --> 00:51:57,130 Come with me, I'll show you. 292 00:51:58,070 --> 00:51:59,070 All right. 293 00:51:59,230 --> 00:52:00,230 Come on, let's go. 294 00:52:02,630 --> 00:52:05,310 Oh, well, shit. She's not out of breath, that one. 295 00:52:05,990 --> 00:52:06,788 Well, wait. 296 00:52:06,790 --> 00:52:08,330 I'm going to find a guy too. 297 00:52:11,610 --> 00:52:12,610 Here. 298 00:52:13,930 --> 00:52:16,350 The one who smokes a joint over there. 299 00:53:22,890 --> 00:53:23,890 Ha ha ha ha! 300 00:53:54,110 --> 00:53:55,510 Oh. 301 00:53:56,510 --> 00:53:57,910 Oh. 302 00:54:01,090 --> 00:54:02,090 Oh. 303 00:55:06,770 --> 00:55:09,570 Oh, God. 304 00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:31,040 Oh. Oh. 305 00:56:12,240 --> 00:56:15,040 My... My... 306 00:56:41,939 --> 00:56:42,939 Thank you. 307 00:57:42,100 --> 00:57:44,900 My... My... 308 01:01:53,390 --> 01:01:56,150 No, but my girlfriend is afraid of rats. And since we do it all together, I'm 309 01:01:56,150 --> 01:01:57,150 afraid too. 310 01:01:57,350 --> 01:02:03,110 Listen to me, Mr. Diogenes. If you open the light, I'll open the pages of my 311 01:02:03,110 --> 01:02:04,110 book. 312 01:02:04,570 --> 01:02:05,570 Ah, well, that's good. 313 01:02:05,970 --> 01:02:07,430 I've always dreamed of being in the dictionary. 314 01:02:08,390 --> 01:02:09,390 What should I do? 315 01:02:09,850 --> 01:02:10,850 Be a light. 316 01:02:11,790 --> 01:02:12,790 Easy. 317 01:02:14,630 --> 01:02:15,630 Thank you. 318 01:02:16,370 --> 01:02:18,830 And now, tell us about your little childhood. 319 01:02:24,080 --> 01:02:26,740 Quand j 'étais petit, je n 'étais pas grand. 320 01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:29,420 Je montrais mon cul à tous les passants. 321 01:02:30,700 --> 01:02:31,700 Très bien. 322 01:02:32,020 --> 01:02:33,840 Vous vous droguez? Ah non, ça jamais, non. 323 01:02:34,060 --> 01:02:36,740 If, except once, I snorted the whole gas from my lighter because I wanted 324 01:02:36,740 --> 01:02:37,880 send me up in the air. 325 01:02:38,140 --> 01:02:39,098 And then? 326 01:02:39,100 --> 01:02:41,860 And then I found myself in the hospital with one uninjured lung. 327 01:02:42,240 --> 01:02:45,620 You who are a hermit, what do you think new philosophers? 328 01:02:46,060 --> 01:02:50,080 The new philosophers, the modern philosophers, last only the 329 01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:51,080 a literary season. 330 01:02:51,380 --> 01:02:52,380 Another question? 331 01:03:13,560 --> 01:03:15,900 We're really in low tension, aren't we? 332 01:03:17,320 --> 01:03:21,340 Any well-fed nana would have taken advantage of this mess to make a mess. 333 01:03:21,860 --> 01:03:22,860 We don't even. 334 01:03:27,050 --> 01:03:28,310 He thinks I'm going to be a singer. 335 01:03:29,470 --> 01:03:31,550 I'm going to tell you a good thing, my old lady. 336 01:03:32,030 --> 01:03:38,110 A girl without a boyfriend is like Charlemagne without her beard, Joan of 337 01:03:38,110 --> 01:03:42,230 without her voice and the Pope without Boeing. Listen, in the meantime, try to 338 01:03:42,230 --> 01:03:43,350 sleep. Tomorrow will be day. 339 01:03:51,790 --> 01:03:53,850 Hey, tell me, what else? 340 01:03:56,490 --> 01:03:59,690 I'm starting to regret my box and my roodoodoo. 341 01:04:00,430 --> 01:04:02,950 In short, I'm fed up with it. 342 01:04:04,130 --> 01:04:05,130 Oh, you. 343 01:04:05,690 --> 01:04:07,770 You know, the day we put the cones in orbit. 344 01:04:08,090 --> 01:04:09,730 But you haven't come to turn, my old lady. 345 01:04:10,650 --> 01:04:12,290 Go to sleep and have a good dream. 346 01:04:13,830 --> 01:04:14,830 I never dream. 347 01:04:15,670 --> 01:04:16,670 Yes, once. 348 01:04:17,230 --> 01:04:19,970 But since I'm not used to it, it keeps me from sleeping. 349 01:04:23,890 --> 01:04:25,410 Come on, I beg you, go to sleep. 350 01:04:42,460 --> 01:04:44,720 Hey, that must make some funny Chinese shadows. 351 01:09:23,689 --> 01:09:24,689 Everyone's leaving, and so are we. 352 01:09:24,930 --> 01:09:25,930 We have no choice. 353 01:09:27,229 --> 01:09:28,229 You've got to be kidding me. 354 01:09:29,370 --> 01:09:33,529 Do you think it was smart to put in the mailboxes of everyone the clandestine 355 01:09:33,529 --> 01:09:34,408 recordings we made of them? 356 01:09:34,410 --> 01:09:35,990 It's as if you'd put a copy in a bin. 357 01:09:36,890 --> 01:09:37,890 Yes, but do you understand? 358 01:09:38,010 --> 01:09:40,770 It's the only way I've found to get you out of this house. 359 01:09:44,630 --> 01:09:45,630 Well, then, it's decided. 360 01:09:45,910 --> 01:09:47,069 You're going back to the supermarket. 361 01:09:47,970 --> 01:09:49,350 Are you sure you won't regret it? 362 01:09:50,490 --> 01:09:52,529 Listen, at the supermarket, at least we're hot. 363 01:09:53,160 --> 01:09:54,620 Here, we used to gather as if it wasn't allowed. 364 01:09:55,480 --> 01:10:00,560 And then in the supermarket, when you have a little tooth, you have to eat in 365 01:10:00,560 --> 01:10:01,419 the hallways. 366 01:10:01,420 --> 01:10:02,620 Here, I really had too much trouble. 367 01:10:03,400 --> 01:10:08,280 And then finally, over there, you can drag as many customers as you want, 368 01:10:08,280 --> 01:10:14,220 here... It's worth it to wish for a high -standing residence. 369 01:10:14,440 --> 01:10:17,080 But I haven't got anything to say about high-standing, from the moment you 370 01:10:17,080 --> 01:10:18,080 remain my girlfriend. 371 01:10:18,280 --> 01:10:20,520 Hey, if you think I'm going to return to work at the cash register, you put your 372 01:10:20,520 --> 01:10:21,860 finger in the eye, my dear, and deep. 373 01:10:24,620 --> 01:10:26,420 Okay, well, do you have a better idea? 374 01:10:27,200 --> 01:10:30,860 For the moment, no. But maybe your merchant... Ah, no, old girl, 375 01:10:31,140 --> 01:10:32,700 I follow you until the end. 376 01:10:33,220 --> 01:10:34,220 Last limit. 377 01:10:34,340 --> 01:10:37,940 And then, if by then, we have nothing found, we go home. D 378 01:10:38,640 --> 01:10:40,220 Understood. Here, you pass me your binoculars? 379 01:10:40,500 --> 01:10:41,500 Ben, pour quoi faire? 380 01:10:42,140 --> 01:10:43,420 Ben, pour chercher une idée, pardi. 381 01:12:03,500 --> 01:12:04,520 It would be nice if I wore glasses. 382 01:12:05,580 --> 01:12:08,000 In my opinion, it would be a very good investment. 383 01:12:08,760 --> 01:12:09,760 I'm going back. 384 01:12:10,180 --> 01:12:11,780 I'm getting off. I'm fed up. 385 01:12:12,200 --> 01:12:13,200 But it's crazy. 386 01:12:13,360 --> 01:12:14,880 It looks like we've done hundreds of kilometers. 387 01:12:15,420 --> 01:12:17,600 Listen, I have at least 50 hoses on each side. 388 01:12:18,760 --> 01:12:22,100 We're better off in the residence, aren't we? No. You know, by folding our 389 01:12:22,240 --> 01:12:23,900 we would think we're in Paris. 390 01:12:25,080 --> 01:12:27,900 But tell me, what's going on in La Rochelle? 391 01:12:28,200 --> 01:12:29,200 Isn't it the Marne? 392 01:12:29,640 --> 01:12:31,460 It's the Indian Ocean, Giotto. Oh, really? 393 01:12:48,170 --> 01:12:54,850 Excuse me, I'm leaving. 394 01:13:55,950 --> 01:13:57,350 I love you. 395 01:15:07,980 --> 01:15:08,980 I don't know. 396 01:15:50,960 --> 01:15:53,760 Oh, God. 397 01:20:02,340 --> 01:20:05,140 Oh, no.